Athlete Profiles
| Name | Johnny "the Legend" McCabe |  |
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| Anagram | Belch ch | |||
| DOB | Not born, manufactured | |||
| Height | Definitely not but then again "best things come in small parcels" | |||
| Weight | Despite eating like a pig Johnny never puts on weight | |||
| Years in Triathlon | How dare you Johnny first competed in 6BT (that is before triathlon) | |||
| Favourite Food | Cream Buns and Italian | |||
| Greatest Personal Achievement | How long have you got ! Personally I think it was being disqualified in his own event the CLEC 07 | |||
| Weaknesses | Guinness in the Spirit store | |||
| Famous for | Laying half the Australian gas pipe network in a pair of size 8 Australian shorts |  |
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| Infamous for | The auld mini setting records by taking home the entire Dundalk Pack in one run before like the Dundalk pack it collapsed |  |
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| Soundbite | "No problem - nothings a Problem". Except of course Accountancy exams- Johnny holds the record for longest held trainee accountant position in Dundalk | |||
| Useless fact | Whilst in Australia Rugby supremo Johnny was playing with New South Wales and got selected to tour New Zealand with the team and thereby would have fulfilled a lifelong ambition, only to relalise that being an illegal immigrant he couldn't leave the country. So in the only way possible not to be rumbled Johnny pretended to have a cold - so he couldn't come out to play!!! | |||
| What we really want to know | What is THE PLAN! | |||
| Hero | The 73 year old man who swims the harbour while his brother drinks the pint of guinness, the fact that he is beginning to look more and more like him is a coincidence |  |
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| Hopes for next season | That he can convince baby brother Gerry to share the pain on the Transalp | |||
| Seperated at birth |
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